Those that know me know I have a problem with drinking. It's evident mostly on my shirts. I enjoy my coffee but I get so jittery that I almost always spill a little and when people ask about the stain I tell them it's the aftermath of my libation offering; the gods do love me.
Just about every social event I have ever attended will have some sort of beverage available of which some always finds it's way to the fabric. I suppose it's best to join the celebration and risk a stain. I avoid getting in shape so that by belly protects my pants from the spillage. I couldn't afford the cleaning bills. Wonder if there's a 12 step program I could join? Later I'll tell you about my eating disorder.
3 comments:
Wear them like a badge of honor. Especially the vino stains. Stains tell the world "I've been there...and back"
Or you could invest in a Tide pen. They work great on getting stains out on the spot!
you are lucky, my stains are always on my pants. I have thought about wearing a sanitary pad but I am too embarrassed. People just think you are absent-minded like Einstein, but they always think I am some sort of sexual pervert.
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