Somebody told me that all vegetarians have cats. I thought about that and realized that it was true for all the vegetarian folks I know; the Hindu guy at work; a lady from the neighborhood and at least one of the readers in my blogosphere. The disposition goes like this; I can't cause harm to an animal so I won't eat them, but Mr. Mephistopheles loves his giblets.
I have two beautiful cats. Wonder if I'm a vegetarian and just don't know it?
7 comments:
Gosh, how I hate being so common.
If you have 2 cats you're not a vegetarian...you're gay.
Let me whip up some vinaigrette!!!
I'll bet there are a lot of gay vegetarians with cats...
I don't have a cat because I'm a vegetarian, I have a cat because I'm out of town a lot and you can't leave a dog home alone for a week. Maybe it's the same reason I'm not married!
"I'll bet there are a lot of gay vegetarians with cats..."
Dennis only fits two of those three descriptors
Vegetarians have sexy butts just like cats.
Jag
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